They've got to be taking the piss ...?5:00 AM
Remember when I took a swipe at the XY chromosomes of the world re. messiness?
Well, ditto two-fold, Children.
I know; it is so boring to hear a woman bitch about constantly tidying up. But guess what!? It's more boring doing the tidying! It has consumed my life to the point that the only reason I know the whereabouts of my kids is by following the trail of their crap throughout the home.
They're having a laugh aren't they?
Mr Potato Head sure did the 5th time I dropped him into his allocated toy home today. But then Buzz Lightyear told me to hang in there and have another brandy shot.