My Run in with the Law

Had I been pulled over by police for speeding on my way to Wollongong today, I envisage the conversation would have gone something like this:

me: Good morning officer, what seems to be the problem?

cop: Do you realise the speed your vehicle was travelling exceeded the legal limit by quite a bit?

me: Yes I do officer, you see I was travelling at the legal speed for some time but found myself behind another car with My Family stickers all over the rear window and the only way I could escape it was to accelerate away from it as fast as I could.

cop: As you were, ma'am. You take care now.