I am crazy in love with Orange is the New Black. Especially cray cray for Suzanne's confession about the criteria she once thought would take to make someone fall for her:
"It's okay, Dandelion. You know why? I used to spend a lot of time thinking how I could make you love me. Like, if I had long pretty hair, or if I made a chocolate cake with frosting, or if I had a green bicycle."- Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren, Orange Is the New Black: Fool Me Once (#1.12) (2013)
They are all a bit silly and left of centre but we can see where she's coming from and the description sure does the job of conveying what she's talking about without resorting to cliche.